Tuesday, December 25, 2012

2012 Mayan Apocalypse Santa Baby


OK.  I wrote a dirty version of Santa Baby.  Enjoy.

2012 Mayan Apocalypse Santa Baby.

Santa Baby, slip a chemise under the tree,
for me,
I've been a naughty slut
Santa baby, Hurry down the chimney tonight!

Santa baby, a corset and a cat'o'nine tails
will do
I'll wait up for you, dear
Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight!

Think of all the fun I've had,
Think of all the ways I've been oh so bad,
Next year I may do to you
Everything I did to my prisoner.
Bah, bah, bah, doo!

Santa Baby, I want it hot, and really that's not a lot
you won't regret it my dear
Santa baby, come stretch on out my chimney tonight!

Santa Cutie, there's one thing that I really do need, the deed (wink)
you can do-o my rear
Santa Cutie, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Baby, I wanna whip you with my turquoise chain
go against the grain
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney, tonight!

Come and spray my neck with pearls
give me special jelly for my curls
I really do want your goo,
Let's see if goo, wants me, too!
Bah, bah, bah, doo!

Santa Baby, forgot to mention one little thing
BUTT PLUG!
I've wanted anal all year!
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight!

Hurry down the chimney, tonight!
Hurry down the chimney, tonight!

-H