What could be said for a person who shoves their little truck into reverse so hard that they ram into a pole at the speed that it takes to forcibly remove a bumper?
What is that?
This morning, on our inbound commute, I sat behind this very truck at, well, several stop lights.
But well, It's NE Couch at 9th or so, and it's 8:15 A.M. Things move slowly at this point in time, so we had time to ponder this.
Admittedly, I wasn't even really paying attention to this. I do seem to have OCD in some areas, but I try to live and let live when it comes to traffic, and the people therein, unless they are doing something directly to me, or participating in the possible endangerment of myself or my family. Then, I get scrappy. But I probably never would have even given this a second thought, had it not been brought to my attention softly, by Mr. Hed.
And honestly? I really can't talk too much shit about other drivers pulling fast ones. I have been known to do it. There are times... when you just have to. For example: one day, just before this very spot, there was a person in the turn lane at NE 12th and Couch. I could not tell what was holding them up, or why they would not turn left onto Couch, with their blinker on, other than the cars that were at least 3,000 yards away, coming toward them.
So, I sort of sailed past them in the oncoming lane, going around them, to make the turn before the light turned yellow.
Mr. Hed actually gave me a kissy face for that. Not sure why the person in the turn lane was being so cautious about. There was really no good reason for it.
At all. Really. None.
I am just glad he doesn't complain much, because when you are in the car with me, it's best to just hold on, and trust that I know what I'm doing.
Because, I do.
Digressing here, to get back to the moment in question.
See? I was too busy listening to the The Raconteurs, and thinking they were sounding an awful lot like Queen. So much so, in fact, that I wasn't concentrating on much else but that and the traffic, and wondering who these people were, exactly. I am normally very good at identifying unmistakeable instrumental styles, as well as voices, and damn, if that wasn't Freddy Mercury and Brian May.
I had to look this song up later, because it was one I hadn't heard before, and was also improperly back-announced on the radio.
Once again, I digress... back to the subject at hand, because... well? Holy hell! I mean, really?
But first! Ooh! Shiny things!!!!
All right... once again, while we are digressing, let's mix in the fact that I don't hear all that well from my right ear, and I just flat out didn't hear him, when he said: "Better look out. That guy in front of you may just try to back-slam into us."
"Wha? Did you say something?"
What I heard:
Raconteurs: "You can not take it back, so many shades of black... "
And over that: "Murmble, burrbb back into you with force."
"Are ya deaf, woman?"
"Yeah, kinda. You know that. Speak the hell up!"
"That GUY! That guy in front of us! You'd better watch out! He might back into you!"
Just then, I really looked at what was in front of me. It was a truck. No bumper. HUGE pole dent on the tailgate.
"Whoa. What the fuck did was that guy smokin'? Really??? How hard do you have to really not be paying attention to something for that to happen?"
"I don't know. But I bet it played out, something like this: 'I gotta get out of here fast!! Like NOW! I'm just gonna shove it into reverse, and see how fast, I can shoot it back out of -- BOOM!"
"Yeah, I bet it was something like that. Gotta wonder where that guy's shoes and pants are."